Wednesday, October 12, 2005

The Harvesters Part 1 by Laurie Rogers



The Harvesters - Part 1
by Laurie Rogers Copyright 2001

Before you start reading this article, I need to clear something
up. We're not talking about the people that gather in the fall to
pick all those luscious goodies out of gardens every year! I am
sorry to disappoint you, I am sure that would have made for a
pretty interesting topic, and they probably do not get the credit
they deserve. But I have something a lot MORE exciting to talk
about.

Today, we're going to talk about all of the wonderful folks who
LOVE to go around picking email addresses! You must know
who I am talking about now? They all have nothing better to do,
so they roam around the internet and hit every web site, ezine
and newsletter, opt-in list, safe -list, discussion group or board,
classified and FFA online, to gather as many email addresses
as they possibly can!

You really have to give them credit, because harvesting email
addresses takes talent to do, not to mention brains! I can't for
the life of me imagine how stressful a "business" like that must
be. "Well today was a bad day, I ONLY got 17,369 addresses".
You have to feel sorry for him don't cha? He must be having a
hard time grasping the concept! He'd better start learning from
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What on earth are these people thinking? Are they new? Are
they just plain STUPID? I'm not even going to ask where their
morals are. I think what really get's us going is, how nice it is
to have so much time on their hands, and so graciously grant
themselves the right to HARVEST and then, SELL our email
addresses! What do they do wake up and decide, "well I think
I'll start harvesting email addresses"?

What would make anyone stoop to that level? You can't tell me
they're bored, because there are tons of things to do online. I
personally keep asking for an extra 4 or 5 hours added to the
day just so I can get MY work done on time! I guess I just don't
get it. (Oh but I do get their spam and TON'S of it, which is the
reason WHY I need those extra 4 to 5 hours added to MY busy
day!)
About the Author
Laurie Rogers is co-author of the Ezine Resource Guide,
http://www.zineadz.com/erg.html She is the owner of Optin
Frenzy - a paid list building program for ezine publishers
http://www.optinfrenzy.com You can obtain more of Laurie's
articles at: mailto:ezinearticles@optinfrenzy.com

1 Comments:

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